3 Things That Are Hard To Do While Wearing Your Baby


1. Putting on your shoes. This should definitely be done before putting the baby in the carrier because it is incredibly difficult to be able to reach around the baby, lift your leg high enough, grab hold of the shoe, fit the shoe on the foot and tie it tight enough for a long walk.

2. Drinking beer while feeding a bottle to the baby. It's incredbily hard to get the rhythm. When raising your own glass you will invariably end up tipping the baby's bottle back too. And when you return the glass to it's full and upright position on the table, you will be detaching the bottle nipple from his firm mouth grip with the other hand. However, the big difference is you can choose to pick the beer back up and begin anew. The baby just juts out the lower lip and gets ready to explode if his needs aren't met in 3....2....1....

3. Digging. Whether you are using a garden shovel or a big manly hole diggin' shovel, this task just doesn't work with baby. Unless of course you want your baby to have dirt on their head and face and come extremely close to having their heads jiggled off when you hit a rock while digging your hole.

Comments

bemundy said…
I love that little tune!

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