What the Hell Do Ya Need Eye Pertecshin fer?

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If you ever thought it a grand idea to cut wood without eye protection... don't. It hurts, you will have to go to the doctor, he will sound really concerned as he pulls out a half cm long piece of debris from your eye, and then he will patch you up to look like this:

By the way. I have the coolest eye doctor ever. Thanks Dr. Zelada of Fremont Vision. He didn't even admonish me for my extreme stupidity.

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