The Human Stomach
Lock your pantries, shut your refrigerators, hide your baked goods as fast as you can. Hallie and her kid Jonah, aka "the human stomach," are on their way over. I'm sure this is what my mom friends say to themselves as they see the pale green stroller pull up in front of their houses. Or maybe it's something more like, "well, there goes the paycheck I just earned last week." Oh and I'm normally prepared with the mandatory bag of cheerios, but it doesn't matter. If Jonah sees another kid eating anything, you better have seconds and thirds of that, thank you very much. Case and point. I brought Jonah over the his new friend Gordon's house a few days ago. As soon as we walked in, Jonah saw the bag of fried vegetable snacks, so he shoved several hand fulls into his mouth. Gordon was just sitting down to have his breakfast which consisted of a bowl of cheerios in a little bit of milk. Do you think Jonah could let that go..NO WAY..he was over to that ...
